I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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