I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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