I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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