so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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