remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
These tits shall not be calmed
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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