It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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