he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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