you turned your livingroom into a bong?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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