One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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