The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan B is the new Plan A
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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