I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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