matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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