her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
