Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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