so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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