I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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