he wants to bone in the snuggie
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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