But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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