wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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