do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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