love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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