yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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