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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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