Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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