I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
