Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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