id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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