nutella sex= disaster
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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