I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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