He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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