Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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