Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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