Where is the hickey?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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