She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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