he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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