She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want to make out with him forever
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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