I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If that was your dad, he is hot
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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