Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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