Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax