Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.