have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.