Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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