he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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