How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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