What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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