seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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