I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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