Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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