I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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