try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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