Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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