he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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