Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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