1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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