Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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