What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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