we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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